Video Workout Collector Pillows

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Buns Of Veal.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"You exercise with your phone?"

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'Using your workout video as a coaster for that huge dessert tells me you're off your diet.'

home fitness/fatness

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

'...Isn't keeping fit fun...?'

A senior lady in yoga posture is watching a fitness video program on television.

'I got this fat by sitting around watching excercize video tapes.'

"It's probably one of those sniff videos."

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'

Big golf fan

"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."