Fitness Video Hoarder Pillows

'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Buns Of Veal.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

I'm a "Gatherer-Hunter"

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

'Using your workout video as a coaster for that huge dessert tells me you're off your diet.'

A senior lady in yoga posture is watching a fitness video program on television.

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

Working from home

'...Isn't keeping fit fun...?'

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

Broadband developments

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Baby Yoga

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

Phone buff.

I bought P90X, Insanity, T25, and I even went old school and bought Tae Bo. I don't care how many you bought, I'm telling you clicking "buy now" doesn't burn any calories.

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

'Cheer up, at least it makes you look taller.'

"...I broke four more floorboards at the keep fit class."

"Snoring on my yoga mat is not aerobic exercise."