Exercise Book Collector Pillows

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Divine Desk Bins

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"I have an app for that."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Carl Sandburg.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Carrot & nose on sticks.

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

Rudyard Kipling.