Exercise Equipment Collector Mugs

home fitness/fatness

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Exercising

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

"I think we're in luck!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

The best racehorses have the best trainers

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."