Fitness Gear Collector Mugs

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

Exercising

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

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'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

My routine.

'Yeah. A bit over-the-top for a guy who wouldn't run if he were being chased by a pack of wild dogs in a hailstrom, but very nice.'

"Too much information."

home fitness/fatness

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

"He'll have the salad."

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

I bought P90X, Insanity, T25, and I even went old school and bought Tae Bo. I don't care how many you bought, I'm telling you clicking "buy now" doesn't burn any calories.

'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'

"Who painted you yellow?" "That's my leotard, you idiot."

I bought P90X, Insanity, T25, and I even wen old school and bought Tae Bo. I don

'Take his golf club, they're worth a few bob!'