Closet Fitness Lovers Mugs

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Powerful Love.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The rock caricature

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Running