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'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

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'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Powerful Love.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Running

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!: