Sports Equipment Collecting Pillows

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Mark Gastineau

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Baseball.

Kobe Bryant

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Suzanne Lenglen

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Arch of Triumph Save

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

Football addict

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Jozef Golonka

'Birdie.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Indians Smoke Signals.

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'