Fisheries Futurist Gifts

COP Biodiversity CBD

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Bio Fuels.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Taken genetic engineering too far

Summer Sledding

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

GM Kebabs

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

The History of GM Food

Where steel wool comes from.

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '