Fisheries Futurist Gifts

COP Biodiversity CBD

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Bio Fuels.

Taken genetic engineering too far

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Summer Sledding

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

GM Kebabs

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

The History of GM Food

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Where steel wool comes from.

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'