Sustainable Fisher Gifts

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Fish hunting for men.

'Been waiting long?'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Holy Mackerel!"

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Summer Sledding

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'This must be the 'worse' part of 'for better or worse'!'

Overturned boat.

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Ice Whaling

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"I too have heard that G.M. crops are low risk."