Sustainable Fishing Gifts

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

"Absolutely no dolphins were harmed in our catch of the tuna. Also, no tuna were harmed in the catch of the cod, no cod were harmed in our catch of the flounder..."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

The Velvet Mesquite

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Biodiversité

GM Food and World Hunger

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

Milk Machine