Eco-friendly Angler Gifts

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Fishing and new technologies

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Bored?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Only caught one, eh."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Need anything today?'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

Blue Upright

Fishing Camp.

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

"Absolutely no dolphins were harmed in our catch of the tuna. Also, no tuna were harmed in the catch of the cod, no cod were harmed in our catch of the flounder..."