Fish Size Debater Gifts

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

The book is so much better than the film..

Popular and Unpopular Science

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

GM Scarecrow

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

The US dollar is the weak link in the chain.

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"I've switched to e-books but nature has yet to thank me."

Science battle continues

"Advantage, Mom."

Planck's Constant Nagging.

Philosoraptors

"Who's next?"

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

'Join the club.'

"Look - a vaccine clot!"