'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'
Fish Size Debater Gifts
For those who love to debate fish sizes with a touch of humor, our collection offers witty and fun items that highlight this playful interest. Perfect for lighthearted fish enthusiasts who enjoy a good-natured exchange about aquatic proportions.
'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"
'I hope this is catch and release!'
Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).
''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'
The book is so much better than the film..
Popular and Unpopular Science
'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'
"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"
Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine
"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."
'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'
GM Scarecrow
Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore
"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"
Bank. Take one $. I guess it is nice of the, but it doesn't do much for my confidence in the dollar.
Gimme a latte, geek. In a sec. I'm watching the end of a tv show on my new cellphone. Look out, Jack! Didn't you just buy a 50-inch plasma?! Is that a man or a tree?
God creating creationism.
Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion
'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'
'And that's only the size of the fly.'
"I've switched to e-books but nature has yet to thank me."
"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."
"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."
The US dollar is the weak link in the chain.
Science battle continues
"Advantage, Mom."
Planck's Constant Nagging.
"Who's next?"
Philosoraptors
"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"
'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'
'Join the club.'
Fish Size Debater Gifts Collection
Fish Size Debater Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for anyone who enjoys the fish size debate. These humorous designs will brighten their morning routine.
Fish Size Debater Pillows
Brighten up the home with cozy pillows featuring funny fish size debate designs. A playful addition to any room for hobbyists or comedy lovers.
Fish Size Debater Prints
Decorate your space with eye-catching prints that humorously depict fish size debates. A perfect gift for fans of aquatic humor and witty art.
Fish Size Debater T-Shirts
Discover playful t-shirts that celebrate the fun of debating fish sizes. Great for anyone who loves fishing, aquariums, or just a good laugh.