Fish Size Debater Pillows

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

The book is so much better than the film..

Popular and Unpopular Science

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

GM Scarecrow

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Bank. Take one $. I guess it is nice of the, but it doesn't do much for my confidence in the dollar.

Gimme a latte, geek. In a sec. I'm watching the end of a tv show on my new cellphone. Look out, Jack! Didn't you just buy a 50-inch plasma?! Is that a man or a tree?

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"I've switched to e-books but nature has yet to thank me."

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

The US dollar is the weak link in the chain.

Science battle continues

"Advantage, Mom."

Planck's Constant Nagging.

"Who's next?"

Philosoraptors

"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

'Join the club.'