Talking Fish Enthusiasts Pillows

"Oddly enough, It was swimming that hurt my back."

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The one that got away

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Cat eats date.

"Lap fish..."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Fishing Boat Derby

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers