Talking Fish Enthusiasts Gifts

"Oddly enough, It was swimming that hurt my back."

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He was a sea rescue."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Lap fish..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Cat eats date.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Fishing Boat Derby

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"It's my helper trout!"

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."