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Changing Minds

The Proust of Twitter

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

Kids today

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"It's the first law of social media."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

In yer face news

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."