Fly Size Debater Gifts

Looking for a gift for a fly size debater? Our collection of witty and playful items captures their sharp wit and love for quick, clever exchanges. Perfect for sparking smiles and showcasing their debating prowess.

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'And that's only the size of the fly.' mockup

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

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Dialogue

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"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone." mockup

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

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"Now that's a win."

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"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven." mockup

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

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"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?" mockup

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

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"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper." mockup

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

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"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth." mockup

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

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"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?" mockup

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

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"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?" mockup

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

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'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?' mockup

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

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Emotional Support Pest

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"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective." mockup

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

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The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.' mockup

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

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'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.' mockup

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

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"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us." mockup

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

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"This meal tastes just like dog crap!" mockup

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

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Like Minded

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And now, for a rebuttal.

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The last word.

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'My opponent hates cats.'

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Approved Debate Questions

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The book is so much better than the film..

The book is so much better than the film.. mockup

The book is so much better than the film..

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Global warming debate.

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Debate Club Note

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'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.' mockup

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

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Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble. mockup

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

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Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man. mockup

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

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"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about." mockup

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

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Fly Size Debater Gifts Collection

Fly Size Debater Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for fly size debaters who love to start their day with humor and clever quips.

Fly Size Debater Pillows

Add humor to any room with pillows that showcase the clever nature of fly size debaters, blending comfort with wit.

Fly Size Debater Prints

Browse prints that capture the quick-thinking spirit of fly size debaters, perfect for decorating their smart and playful spaces.

Fly Size Debater T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the sharp wit of fly size debaters, combining humor and style for everyday wear.