Fly Size Debater Mugs

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

The last word.

'My opponent hates cats.'

Approved Debate Questions

The book is so much better than the film..

Global warming debate.

Debate Club Note

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."