Drone Debate Debater Gifts

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

Turnkey Totalitarianism

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

Dove of peace

Gorillas in the jungle.

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

"When you ask if I think there's intelligent life anywhere else in the universe I question your inclusion of the word 'else'."

By a Former Drone Operator

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

Novak Djokovic

Philosoraptors

Novak Djokovic in Deep Water

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

Evolution

"I'm not a doctor, but I play at being one when deciding whether or not to get the kid vaccinated."

A Loophole for Waziristan

'Son, be honest. Are you taking EPO?'

"Okay, folks, you win!"

"Because we have to protect our kids!!"

"I know this stuff is illegal and addictive but I gotta have it and I'm willing to do anything to obtain it...! Look...! Here's my prize cow...

I'm Not Sure Whether I Really Want the Vaccine or I Really Want to Avoid It

Dept. of Defense: Sorry closed due to sequester.