Drone Technology Critic Gifts

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Crap from the future.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

'It's been going on for three years. When can we tell Scott it's really a shredder?'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

The next drone flight

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

Dogfights/Drone Fights

The nurse of the future

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'Sir, our new automated telephone system saves us $20,000 annually, but our phone business has dropped 66%!'

"Counsel will be advised to not text message the witness."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"