Drone Skeptic Gifts

"Sure makes you feel big and significant."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Bicycle sat nav.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The other digital divide.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

The next drone flight

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Unsocial Media

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

No Connection.

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

First Cynic in Space

"I'm not saying it's spying on us, but it's asking me to 'select all the images of yourself selecting all the images of yourself.'"

"Jeez, dad. Your computer is so old it came with a flag to put up when you want to send an email."

"No...I haven't heard about how we will be 'paperless' by 2018!"

"That's me when I was your age...my 'off the grid' years."

'I knew I shouldn't have given that smart meter my credit card!'

"Don't believe everything you see online."