Drone Skeptic Gifts

"Sure makes you feel big and significant."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Bicycle sat nav.

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Split Decision

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

The other digital divide.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

The next drone flight

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

Turnkey Totalitarianism

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

By a Former Drone Operator

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

Know Your Level

Unsocial Media

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

By a Former Drone Operator

No Connection.

First Cynic in Space

"Jeez, dad. Your computer is so old it came with a flag to put up when you want to send an email."

"I'm not saying it's spying on us, but it's asking me to 'select all the images of yourself selecting all the images of yourself.'"

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

The end of grammar & spelling is near.

'I knew I shouldn't have given that smart meter my credit card!'

"That's me when I was your age...my 'off the grid' years."

"No...I haven't heard about how we will be 'paperless' by 2018!"

"Don't believe everything you see online."