Fish Funeral Enthusiast Gifts

Fish Memorial

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"It's my helper trout!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"Welcome."

Welcome to Landworld.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"Get any bites?"