Fish Breeder Gifts

Sockeye Salmon.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Puppies

Good, but not Great Danes.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"We have no problem if you fall asleep on the job. In fact, we expect it."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

An inbred poodle.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Fish Farm.

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls