Fish Breeder Mugs

Sockeye Salmon.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Puppies

Good, but not Great Danes.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"We have no problem if you fall asleep on the job. In fact, we expect it."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

An inbred poodle.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Fish Farm.

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Botox sharpei