Fish Breeding Gifts

"Guess whose fish had babies today?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Collies Without Borders

Cat Show

Kultural K9's.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

An inbred poodle.

A Tongue Stud.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Fish Farm.

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls