Fish Breeding T-Shirts

"Guess whose fish had babies today?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Collies Without Borders

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Kultural K9's.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

An inbred poodle.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

A Tongue Stud.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Fish Farm.

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'