Fiscal Raconteur Gifts

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'Are you blind ref?'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

And that, gentlemen, is my opinion for what it's worth.

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about."

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

"The employer-employee bond is sometimes difficult to sever."

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

Crime and punishment - football.

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

"Oh, I'm not arguing. I'm just stating my opinion and ignoring everything you say."

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

Prince Charles celebrates Queen's abdication.

'...And before I knew it, I'd delegated ALL my authority!'

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

"Tonight: date with an angel: gonna meet her at seven: be on my way to heaven. Get the picture, Bob?"

"Considering my cash flow, best practices would prescribe that you pick up the check."

'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?'

While you are waiting here are a few jokes to keep you smiling......