'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'
Rank And File Raconteur Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite raconteur? Our collection features witty and humorous items perfect for those who love to narrate, entertain, and share stories. Whether they’re at a party or just relaxing at home, these gifts will inspire their storytelling spirit and add a touch of humor to their everyday life.
-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!
"The boss says he can remember the day I first started...but nothing after that."
'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'
'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'
'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'
"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"
'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'
"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"
"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"
'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'
"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."
"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."
"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"
'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'
'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'
And that, gentlemen, is my opinion for what it's worth.
"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about."
"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."
"The employer-employee bond is sometimes difficult to sever."
"Great first quarter guys but I'm a little concerned about the future."
"Old, you've seemed a bit down recently. Do you need anything?"
The world's oldest braided rug
'You can always tell the ones with the big severance buyouts.'
"Oh, I'm not arguing. I'm just stating my opinion and ignoring everything you say."
'Down on the farm!'
Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.
Businessman As A Weather Vane
'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'
"Tonight: date with an angel: gonna meet her at seven: be on my way to heaven. Get the picture, Bob?"
"Considering my cash flow, best practices would prescribe that you pick up the check."
The less you know
'Talk about a spread. I bet his will go 38 inches.'
How to read a modern roof rack.
"Sir, – May I share with you the benefits of accepting all cookies?"
Rank And File Raconteur Gifts Collection
Rank And File Raconteur Mugs
Looking for more delightful gifts for storytellers? Check out our range of mugs that highlight their love for sharing tales, perfect for everyday use.
Rank And File Raconteur Pillows
Make their space extra inviting with pillows that celebrate their storytelling flair—fun, cozy, and full of personality.
Rank And File Raconteur Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate the art of storytelling—beautiful, humorous, and perfect for decorating their favorite creative space.
Rank And File Raconteur T-Shirts
Complete your gift with a t-shirt that captures their witty personality—ideal for raconteurs who love to make others laugh and share stories.