Fiscal Mountaineer Gifts

Fiscal projections on the spreadsheet of life.

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"It's the adorable snowman!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

Rubbish and Everest

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"How do I get down?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."