Fiscal Mountaineer T-Shirts

Fiscal projections on the spreadsheet of life.

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Bigfoot tracks...

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

Rubbish and Everest

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"How do I get down?"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"