Mountain Climber Of Finance Gifts

Eighth Wonder Of The Financial WorldMt. Acct.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Danger: Falling animals

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

Survival kit

Financial Corruption

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'