First Surgery Gifts

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"And this one is the very first surgical procedure I ever performed."

"Your first operation? Mine too!"

'Try not to make this doctor nervous ? this will be his first operation.'

A Doctor displaying his first ever Appendix he removed from a person

"Same here. It's my first time too."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'My feet are killing me.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Airport Security.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Are we there yet?'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

The World's Easiest Airport

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Happy Birthday to you.

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"This will be a tricky operation."