First Experience Gifts

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Snow Devil

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

A Giant at the Airport.

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Glastonbury. Before.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"I don't know, I just thought it would be more magical."

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"Ice rink"

"So working from home is no longer an option?"

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

A Wrestler Abroad

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

A woman listening to an audio guide

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

Revealing Airport Security

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'You say that you'd hate to be up there in a plane? I'd hate to be there without one!'

Bunny rabbit helping Santa - 'I hate interns.'

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

'Maybe you don't even need the life jacket.'

First Time

'It's been an interesting evening. Do you mind if I use your ledge for a minute?'