First Home Gifts

'This place looks familiar - are you SURE we haven't been married before?'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

Moving in

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Late night teddy reading

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

Gardener

"And this is our media room."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Rose Garden

Beach Barbecue

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Getting to Know You

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'