First Home Together Gifts

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Late night teddy reading

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Allotment

Gardener

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"And this is our media room."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Cat Towels

Rose Garden

Beach Barbecue

"You've changed."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Candle Portraits.

"Get... a-nother room!"