New Home With Kids Gifts

What can I play?

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

Cry babies.

baby sweetcorn...

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Interior design trends for parents....

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Allotment

Gardener

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"And this is our media room."

The No No No's

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Beach Barbecue

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Rose Garden

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"