New Home With Kids Pillows

What can I play?

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

Cry babies.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

baby sweetcorn...

Interior design trends for parents....

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Gardener

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"And this is our media room."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Rose Garden

Beach Barbecue

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

The No No No's

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"