Starting A New Household Pillows

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

Cry babies.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

baby sweetcorn...

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Interior design trends for parents....

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Gardener

Allotment

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'Like death by salad.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Rose Garden

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'