
"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"
Celebrate the new chapter with t-shirts that joke about moving-in struggles or make a bold statement about new beginnings—fun, comfortable, and ideal for anyone setting up a new home.
"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"
"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
LAY ZEE FUK
"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."
Lady of the Cake.
Cry babies.
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
baby sweetcorn...
'Honey, where's my cell phone?'
Interior design trends for parents....
"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."
The wonderful world of cheese.
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"They're so adorable at that age!"
Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.
"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
'He has your nose and my ears.'
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
Gardener
Allotment
Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.
'Like death by salad.'
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
"And this is our media room."
Beach Barbecue
Shed Into Dream Playhouse.
Rose Garden
'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'
'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'
1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.
'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for brightening mornings in a new household—find funny and heartfelt designs that fit any personality.
Browse our pillows to add comfort and personality to their new living space with designs that make a house feel like home.
Discover prints perfect for decorating a new household—fun, inspiring, and personal pieces that make their space truly special.