Setting Up A New Home T-Shirts

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Washing Machine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

LAY ZEE FUK

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Allotment

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Gardener

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue