Setting Up A Home T-Shirts

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer." (Colour)

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Dog Walking Services

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

The Not-So Smart Meter

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"We've decided to live together."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Living together, couple in love.

How to Build a Bungalow

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Keen gardener.

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."