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"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

'This $32 million you quote - is that just your fee, or does it also include the actual building?'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"Whatcha buildin'?"

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

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"Good God! Can't you do anything right?"

'Home building' going through the roof

"Typically, an A-frame house is referring to the capital letter A."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Building a house.

Will build to suit myself.

'She's a sucker for a sales pitch, buys a stair carpet then has to pay out for a porch extension.'

Builders discussing a new chimney

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"First time pruning?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

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'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"