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Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Now that's some treehouse!'

'There'll be a small, temporary tax hike -- I REALLY have to build a mother-in-law room.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Gardener

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Allotment

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"And this is our media room."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Rose Garden

Beach Barbecue

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Get... a-nother room!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Candle Portraits.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'