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The Couple who bought complete services for twelve, including dinner plates, luncheon plates, salad plates, soup bowls. . . .Out of Wedlock

Dog Walking Services

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Lumbar support animal

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Big screen TV falling through floor

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"I really got used to working from home."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"We've decided to live together."

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Homeschooling

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."