Setting Up Home Pillows

The Couple who bought complete services for twelve, including dinner plates, luncheon plates, salad plates, soup bowls. . . .Out of Wedlock

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Lumbar support animal

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"I really got used to working from home."

"We've decided to live together."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

Homeschooling

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

Living together, couple in love.