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"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Leaf Blowers: Loudly making yard work someone else's problem since the 1960's.

Man drills a hole floor to let leak from ceiling into funnel.

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

House Painting with a Twist

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'This weekend I'm doing all those little jobs I never seem to get around to doing.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Electric Rate Hikers: ZZZZZT!

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Labour saving, my foot! I've spent all morning trying to get it started!'

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

I did it my way.

'Alright Harold... now stop feigning death and go mow the loan!'

'It's a thousand pities you had to miss those final weeks of your upholstery class.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Now that it's March, it's safe to put the snow shovels away, right?'

'There's no Labor Day holiday for 'honey-do's'.'

Book sale

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'He is decorating,even he can't mess that up.'

Special Sale On Paintings For Uneven Non-Level Walls and Floors.

As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet...

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

"Looks like the termite man's here."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"

"There must be an easier way to find someone who can fix the toilet!"

A DIY disaster.