New Home Experience Gifts

Bathroom Fashion

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

LAY ZEE FUK

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

"And this is our media room."

"Man's best friends."

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"