First Home Search Gifts

'We'll never own our own cardboard box.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Moving in

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Starter Homes

Turtle Home

House hunting is cruel.

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

New Homes

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing."

"This place is cheap now, but rates go way up during hibernation season."

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Real estate.