New Home Search Gifts

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Allotment

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Get... a-nother room!"